NEWS

Latest saucy news: your naughty and sordid Robbie got an editorial gig with the legendary Playboy magazine. Oh yes, I will write about funny and daring sex encounters for the Italian issue. My column is called SEXCAPADES and the first episode will be published on December 15th. So please, buy your copy and many more for your friends and relatives as a very kinky gift to be placed under the Christmas tree. I will do it with my family. I already envisage my being disinherited.  Stay tuned for more hot news. They keep on ‘cumming’ …

RULES OF ENGAGEMENT

1. This blog doesn’t pretend to preach nor teach anything to anyone. Irony is the key to enjoy it.
2. I always suggest to take life, or anything else for this matter, with lightness and joy. Try a little. Laugh a little. Make lots of love.
3. I do no tolerate intolerance. You are free and encouraged to comment and disagree with my funny stories. If you rail at me, I will fuck you up (you started it!)
4. “Remember that the life of this world is but a sport and a pastime … ” (Koran, LVII 20)
5. I am politically, religiously, sexually incorrect. I love to provoke and foment discussions. Not for nothing I am renowned for my pretty feisty nature.
6. I would like for you to enjoy reading me as much as I enjoy writing for you.
7. If I don’t write for a few days, don’t worry. I am not dead but probably making lots of love. Or simply chasing after someone willing to do it with me.
8. I am straightforward and brutally honest. I hate hypocrisy and from my velvety mouth they come out (and sometimes come in…) of all sorts.
9. Respect diversity. Embrace it. A good shot of foolishness soothes not just your life but the others’ too.
10. My life mantra is freedom. Therefore, you are free to follow me, lick me (ops Freudian slip) or just ignore me. As if … I will follow my queer path